Alobar Jones
The Australian exorcist who claims to trap the Demiurge Yaldabaoth in a seven-dimensional mirror prison – and flies a squadron of astral projectors on combat sorties against Earth's "occupiers".
This isn't a recap of the video – it's a map. Instead of 75 minutes of footage, a structured dive you can navigate yourself: from the surface (who he is, what he sells, what it costs) through his cosmology and method down to the hidden floor – where his name comes from, which ancient text his "seven-dimensionality" rests on, and what those inside the same niche say about him. Three levels. Dive at any one.
Who he is and what he sells
Alobar Jones is a pseudonym. Publicly: "esoteric healer and alchemist", founder of the organization The Earth Guard. Based in Byron Bay, Australia. A former builder, ~20 years sober (Alcoholics Anonymous), ~20 years "on the astral planes". He presents himself as "the world's leading exorcist" and leads a team of "astral projectors" that, by his account, runs 5 combat sorties a week against demons, reptilians and Earth's "occupation" structure.
What he "heals"
Removing "demonic interference" as the root cause of mental illness and addiction. In his frame, all psychiatric conditions and addictions come from demons; schizophrenia = possession.
What he teaches
A year-long astral projection course: exorcism, medical intuition, manifestation, the structure of the dimensions, Kabbalah, past-life work.
Who he sells to
The disclosure community on YouTube: seekers, the "awakened", those tired of "love and light", people with a sense of "being inhabited" or chronic anxiety.
Pricing and entry points
The course from the inside – 9 modules
Astral basics
Your own "dimension", higher self, the 7- and 13-chakra systems, pranic color-magic.
Kabbalah
"The oldest religion."
Medical intuition
Reading the body on the astral.
Demons and disposal
Identify, detach, "kill" (see zero point below).
Mechanics of the dimensions
How the planes and layers are built.
The afterlife
What happens after death.
Deities
"Deity" work.
Manifestation
+ past lives, Akashic Records, crystals, runes.
Bonuses
Month 5–6 – "astral location work" (the drop-off point).
The seven-dimensional mirror
Alobar's headline "case" is the capture of Yaldabaoth, the fastest demon, who "phases in and out of our reality". Ordinary methods couldn't hold him – too slippery. The recipe he offers for "anyone to replicate":
- Slow it down. Inject the demon with "dense earth energy" – it loses its phasing speed.
- Surround it. Build 7 layers of mirrors, all spinning constantly in opposite directions – the reflections leave no exit to find.
- Lock it in. By his account, the Demiurge told him it took Yaldabaoth ~a year to get out. "He hasn't come near me since."
Why exactly seven – he doesn't explain. But the number is no accident: at Level III it becomes clear that it comes straight out of Gnostic cosmology, where Yaldabaoth rules over seven archon-spheres. The mirror is an inverted prison: with the same number of layers the archons use to hold the soul, he holds their chief.
Arsenal and the rules of the astral
Bestiary
Demonkind
Demon "models" sorted by emotion. Cling-ons – two animals fused together. The emotional ones – leathery, horned, "like in horror movies".
Al-Ghul / Algol
A Muslim "god" of chaos and fermentation. In Spain at the crossroads of empires → "alk-", giving English alcohol. The "god of teatime in reverse": teaches you to be worse.
Pazuzu
Ancient Sumerian/Babylonian. "He is the AI" – the core thinking module, handed the data and the compute space to "get inside our heads".
Baphomet
A black bull that "physically pressed down on the back of the couch" in his house in Hawaii. Alobar's response: "Yeah, off" – and back to sleep.
Satan · Lucifer
Not the top. "Of all the loosh they keep ~5% and pass the rest higher – and won't say to whom." He claimed to have "exterminated" them in March 2026.
Yaldabaoth
The fastest, phasing in and out. The Gnostic "error born of the Source". "A special child who decided he was God and that everything is his." The one trapped in the mirror.
God Council
Metatron + Yahweh (the Christian God) + Mephisto. "They make sure the invasion protocol runs": demons, aliens, AI.
The Great Nothing
Above demonkind. The vampiric Archons – a command center between galaxies, 56 machines holding "souls". "Spice-consuming beings" with no weaknesses.
ETs
Reptilians, Greys ("bio-robots"), mantoids, Pleiadians, Arcturians, the Galactic Federation of Light. All of them, to him, are "controlled opposition".
Worldview
Anti "love and light"
"If love-and-light worked, there'd have been no 2020 lockdowns. It didn't solve it, so it doesn't work." Hence the force-based frame: not "heal with light" but "wage war".
Earth – an occupied planet
The ruling caste is "possessed across the board" (he names Trudeau, Macron, Starmer). Entry into the elite = a "satanic handshake" / dark covenant. "42 people a day shake hands with the devil."
No one is coming to save you
Not aliens, not angels, not Jesus. "The prime directive is an excuse." Archangel Michael (in 3 interviews) – "controlled opposition". Only humans, by themselves.
"The most powerful word is NO"
Sovereignty and the withdrawal of consent as the core of magic. The goal – to strip the "Illuminati" of their monopoly on black magic and breed an army of "white wizards".
Where the name "Alobar" comes from
"Alobar" is not a family name. It's the protagonist of Tom Robbins's novel "Jitterbug Perfume" (1984): an 8th-century king who fled the ritual killing of the aging ruler and set off across Eurasia on a quest for immortality. He studies with the mystical Bandaloop Doctors, masters the four elements of eternal life – air (breath), water (bathing), earth (diet), fire (sex/desire) – meets his beloved Kudra and the god Pan in India, and "races through the astral dimensions".
In other words, the man took for himself the name of an immortal alchemist-king who attains eternal life through ancient bodily practices and travels the astral. This isn't a handle – it's a declared identity. The book's motto, incidentally, is "Erleichda" – "lighten up". Alobar's entire public persona is that character carried over into reality.
What the "seven-dimensionality" rests on
Yaldabaoth is not his invention. He is the central figure of the Gnostic texts of Nag Hammadi (2nd c.): the "Apocryphon of John", the "Hypostasis of the Archons". Synonymous names: Saklas ("fool"), Samael ("blind god"). A lion-headed serpent, born of Sophia's "error" without a partner, proclaiming: "I am God, and there is no other beside me". He molds the material world-prison (Kenoma) as a counterfeit of the true Fullness (Pleroma).
And here's the key to the mirror: Yaldabaoth rules through the Hebdomad – seven planetary archons, each guarding one sphere/vice/chakra on the soul's path of ascent:
This is also what links him to David Icke, with whom he collaborates: in the books "The Road Map" and "Paradise Falling 2 – A Demented God" (2026), Icke takes Nag Hammadi head-on – the Demiurge, HAL/simulation, archons, a "fake Earth". "Loosh" for both comes from Robert Monroe. They draw from the same Gnostic well; Alobar just adds the combat sorties to it.
The dark side of the reputation
"Exposing the Alobar Fraud" and its echo
Inside this same astral-esoteric world there are direct accusations. The Hanuman Institute (2023) – a piece by another "astral warrior", a former comrade-in-arms: it claims Alobar "stabbed the team in the back", "drains women's kundalini energy", uses a "Twin Flame" bond, that an attachment-Pistis Sophia sits inside him attacking people's eyesight, and that his ultimate goal is to build his own "Harvest Matrix" / "Kristic Grid". The echo – the podcast "The Secret to Everything": "Exposing Alobar Jones and a FAKE healer" (2024).
An important caveat about the nature of these accusations: they are exactly as unverifiable as his own claims – this is a war among astral practitioners, where each side narrates invisible battles. Neither the "seven-dimensional mirror" nor the "kundalini drain" can be checked with instruments. The value of this layer is not that the accusations are "true", but that even his own niche doesn't treat his figure as neutral – and that the entire field is self-certified.
He admits the absence of a standard himself: "I've had 15 teachers, and each one said our system is complete, you need nothing more. And they all taught something different. There's no standardization in this industry." It's an honest description of a field on which he is one of the loudest voices, but not the arbiter of truth.
The path: from the building site to the mirror
He claims early "contacts": at age 4, "black scribbles from the wall" tried to "snuff out his light" until the dogs woke his parents.
A builder (double wages, plenty of overtime). He was the youngest in Alcoholics Anonymous; worked the 12 steps three times.
On the third course he first "saw" Klingon parasites on himself and others in AA. He offered the instructor "any money" to learn to remove them.
A one-way ticket. In the temple of Padmasambhava he prays – and Padmasambhava "appears in a dream", handing him the method. By morning he heals everyone at the hotel – "it worked, gold."
He finds the "cause of alcoholism" as an entity. Remove it and "the compulsive element is gone". And so sobriety got built into the method.
He reads COVID-2020 as a "power grab". He starts group sorties, launches a YouTube channel of "mission reports". The 2024 goal – to "exterminate demonkind on Earth".
A milestone video: he claims the "extermination" of the God Council, Satan, Mephisto, Lucifer, Moloch, Baal, Beelzebub, Pistis Sophia and the Demiurge. "A 6-year mission, perhaps complete."
Project Camelot (Kerry Cassidy) → WatchMojo "Unveiled" → Dani Henderson / GSIC → a collaboration with David Icke around Yaldabaoth. Peak recognition.
Map of connections
The Earth Guard – the core
Captain of the sorties – the operational core of the squadron.
A course graduate; the "right hand" in the combat reports. Claims "deprogramming" from Secret Space Programs.
An energy healer, took the course, now on the mission.
Allies and platforms
Host of the Galactic Spiritual Informers Conference (UK 2026). The source of our video.
The books "The Road Map", "Paradise Falling 2". A shared vocabulary: the Demiurge, archons, simulation.
An Andromeda contactee; "22 alien insertions into the DNA" – Alobar leans on this claim.
April 2026 – the point at which the larger niches "discovered" him.
A "sister" group (15 years). The podcast Sovereign Free Life #54.
Diary of a Conspiracy Theorist · Truthiverse Ep.62 – early platforms.
Opponents
"Exposing the Alobar Fraud" (2023) – a former comrade-in-arms who now declares him a "threat".
"Exposing Alobar Jones and a FAKE healer" (2024).
Glossary of terms
- Astral projection
- "Your mind somewhere else" – per him, the safe base of everything. Any guided meditation.
- Astral travel
- Teleportation through the spirit world, moving yourself.
- Silver cord
- The "silver cord" linking the etheric body to the physical during OBE. Cut it → coma.
- Dense earth energy
- An injection that slows a phasing demon.
- Seven-dimensional mirror
- A prison of 7 spinning mirror layers; the signature move against Yaldabaoth.
- Zero point
- "Killing" a demon with a counter-emotion: opposites cancel down to zero.
- Loosh
- Emotional energy as the "fuel" of entities (Robert Monroe's term).
- Light nukes
- Astral "nuclear" charges for destroying enemy infrastructure.
- Klingons / attached spirits
- Stuck-on parasites "like two animals fused together"; they "overheat" the mind.
- Channeling
- A "spiritual microphone" in your head; controlled, unlike possession.
- Satanic handshake / dark covenant
- The ritual of entry into the elite (politics/business/Hollywood).
- Controlled opposition
- Angels, Pleiadians, ETs – "false saviors" who keep people waiting.
- The Great Nothing
- An anti-deity above demonkind; the vampiric Archons with no weaknesses.
- God Council
- "Earth's administration": Metatron, Yahweh, Mephisto.
- White wizard
- The aim of the training – a "white wizard" who strips the dark of its monopoly on magic.
- Pleroma / Kenoma
- (gnosis) Fullness vs "lack" – the true world and the Demiurge's counterfeit-prison.
- Hebdomad
- (gnosis) The seven planetary archons under Yaldabaoth – the root of the "seven-dimensionality".
- Saklas / Samael
- (gnosis) Synonyms for Yaldabaoth: "fool" and "blind god".
Rabbit holes
"Jitterbug Perfume" by Tom Robbins
Read the source novel of the name. Immortality through breath/bathing/diet/sex, the Bandaloop Doctors, the god Pan. The key to Alobar's whole self-identity.
The "Apocryphon of John" (Nag Hammadi)
Where Yaldabaoth, the archons, the Hebdomad and the "seven-dimensionality" come from. The primary 2nd-century Gnostic text – the foundation under the mirror.
David Icke – "The Road Map"
The same Demiurge and archons, but in his polemics: simulation, "loosh", reptilian bloodlines. The context of the collaboration.
Hanuman Institute vs Alobar
Read the prosecution's side, to see how one and the same esoteric frame turns against its own author. A lesson about a self-certified niche.
Robert Monroe and "loosh"
Where the "emotion-as-fuel" term comes from. The Monroe Institute, the Gateway Process, the declassified "CIA Gateway files" – a bridge between New Age and mainstream curiosity.
GSIC and the disclosure conferences
The Galactic Spiritual Informers Conference, Project Camelot, Alex Collier. The ecosystem in which these speakers and claims circulate.